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The Miskatonic

  • 1 Part Frangelico
  • 1 Part Midori
  • 1 Part Tonic

Invented by

  • Chris ONeil of 9th Level games; Game Designer and sworn enemy of my liver
  • Our as of yet unnamed New Shoggoth.net GM (Hurry up and get ahold of us you bastard)
  • Matt “trollboy” Wiseman (if you’re ever in vegas and see me out and about buy me a Miskatonic or 30
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New album by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets released worldwide!

The new album by The Darkest of the Hillside thickets is finally
available. It’s on amazon.com and everything. It’s worldwide! Go get it! Continue reading »

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Go topless no longer

Shoggoth.net is now selling T-Shirts! We’re using CafePress for the time being until we can find a cool shirt guy to print our shirts for us.

GO! BUY NOW! IckBar, the god of commerce*, commands you!
http://www.cafepress.com/shoggothnet

*Yes I made that up, but I’m insane so it doesn’t matter

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We’re back

We’re back up! Thanks for sticking with us!! We’re still
clearing some dust from the big move, and we’re going to
re-add those stories where lost in transit, but everything
seems to be working.

Send Bug reports to me at <"mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]

And as always, send hatemail and threats to
Phobia Continue reading »

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Which Great Old One Are You?

Which Great Old One are you?

Find out now!

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Great News!!

In an exiting turn of events, The Shoggoth Network, has just finalized negotiations with WotC (Wizards of the Coast). This is an exciting new prospect for us and we look forward to a exciting and financially rewarding future. I personally will be relocating to better serve our new employers, while the rest of the staff will be still telecommuting. We will slightly change our focus to D20 and will include more Dungeons and Dragons news.

!!!UPDATE CLICK MORE!!!

Before you all start freaking out, please just click more and read the whole story… (that means you) Continue reading »

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REVIEW: The Yellow Sign

“Have you seen the yellow sign”

***

I recently had the pleasure of reviewing Aaron Vanek’s The Yellow Sign, much to my delight. The film was wonderfully done and I can’t wait for it on DVD.

Continue reading »

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REVIEW: The Ring

“You don’t really want to hurt people”

“Oh but I do. I am sorry”

***

The other night, whilst harassing K*Mart employees about wiffle ball bat theft, I purchased “The Ring” (widescreen with DTS) on DVD. I have to say, I’ve seen my share of horror in my day, but this is, by far, the most disturbing piece of film I’ve ever watched, blowing the former titleholder Requiem for a Dream out of the water. Continue reading »

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The Eldritch Quintuplets

Just a shameless commercial announcement that my collection of Lovecraftian Limericks is now available for sale from the Elegantly Amused Press:

http://eapress.home.attbi.com

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Non-euclidean Nuptials

Andrew “Marty” Dodge recently lured one Miss Alexandra Castel into his clutches, tying the preverbal knot February 23, 2003. Hail Eris.

We wish them all the best, especially when the Haitian Voodoo drugs Marty obviously slipped his bride wear off. God help us if he breeds.

Read about it here

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