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REVIEW: The Yellow Sign

“Have you seen the yellow sign”

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I recently had the pleasure of reviewing Aaron Vanek’s The Yellow Sign, much to my delight. The film was wonderfully done and I can’t wait for it on DVD.

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REVIEW: The Ring

“You don’t really want to hurt people”

“Oh but I do. I am sorry”

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The other night, whilst harassing K*Mart employees about wiffle ball bat theft, I purchased “The Ring” (widescreen with DTS) on DVD. I have to say, I’ve seen my share of horror in my day, but this is, by far, the most disturbing piece of film I’ve ever watched, blowing the former titleholder Requiem for a Dream out of the water. Continue reading »

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The Eldritch Quintuplets

Just a shameless commercial announcement that my collection of Lovecraftian Limericks is now available for sale from the Elegantly Amused Press:

http://eapress.home.attbi.com

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Non-euclidean Nuptials

Andrew “Marty” Dodge recently lured one Miss Alexandra Castel into his clutches, tying the preverbal knot February 23, 2003. Hail Eris.

We wish them all the best, especially when the Haitian Voodoo drugs Marty obviously slipped his bride wear off. God help us if he breeds.

Read about it here

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UnScheduled Outage

As many of you have noticed, shoggoth.net (as well as shoggoth.org) where down 01/23/2003. This was due to a problem with our domain registrar and has been since resolved. The site should be back up and online between 6pm and 12am 01/23/2003. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

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Origins preparations

Are you running games at Origins? Let us know!! Mail your name with details of your scenerio to [email protected]! We’ll help get the word out!

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The Golden Locket, the Auburn Hair, and the Bones

This is a Christmas story. That said, it is not a story about Santa, or the Christ child, or Scrooge. It’s my Christmas story.

I am not a person given to a lot of nostalgia. I think I should make that clear from the beginning. I had left my old life behind me some years before to pursue the family business, and that had left no place in my life for Sandra. I knew she would not approve of my new lifestyle, so I never bothered to explain to her what had happened. She was ever a practical person, so I was sure she would mourn for a time, find someone new, and move on with her life. When I saw the golden locket around the neck of my latest subject, however, it reminded me of her. She had always worn such a locket, and, although this elderly woman was not her, it made me think, for the first time in ten years, about my Sandy. In a fit of nostalgia, I took the locket from her, knowing she would not miss it. Continue reading »

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Karaoke Dancing Cthulhu

Contributed by Seth & Sharon:You might get a kick out of this:

http://denning.net/cthulhu/

This was done by my girlfriend Sharon for a party we threw last Halloween. Hope you like it.

-Seth

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Special Announcement.

In a effort to generate more visitors to our site, we’ve been trying to actively recruit Cthulhu fans to visit shoggoth.net. Unfortunately we’re not finding fans fast enough for our liking. As such, we’ve begun manufacturing our own fans here in-house. That said, our RPG editor phobia got the ball rolling last night with a 8lbs 4oz girl named Rachel Lynn. Congratulations David, we wish you all the best.

NOTE:Your loyal webmaster will not be following in this as there are special agreements with the US government and NATO stipulating I can not breed.

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The Bruce Report: Resurrected V

A short Bruce Report this week folks.  I don’t know if the holiday made the news trickle out slow or what.  Not much quality news.  On top of that, my wife was in and out of the hospital all weekend, so I was not exactly inspired to do much digging for the news.  Hopefully, next week, everything will be back on track.

This week we have: Spielberg’s conspiracy; Britain’s UFO Files; Nature’s Artwork; More on the Gorman Ranch; European skull could re-write American history; and Aryan UFOs under Antartica.
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