La Fée Verte, le Monstre Vert

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Soon we shall plunge into the cold darkness;
Farewell, vivid brightness of our short-lived summers!
          ― Charles Baudelaire, “Autumn Song”

Baudelaire.

It is 1859. Where has his strength gone? His arms are like brooms held at arms’ length to disturb a hornets’ nest, only his are joined at his shoulders. Numb, barely under his control. It is l’automne now, the time of dying, when the hornets die off or disappear to hide with their Queen. Baudelaire’s deadened broomstick arms serve no purpose now except to take the louched glass of absinthe once the sugar lump has been dissolved by dripping ice water.

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The Doom that Came to Portland

So this weekend, I went to the infamous CthulhuCon: Portland and took several pictures with, from what I can ascertain from reviewing the photos, a low-definition potato. Continue reading »

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Inflation Calculator

Factual data exists only to make role playing more cool and immersive:

http://www.dollartimes.com/calculators/inflation.htm

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Vintage Ad Browser

I just found this: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/

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Secrets of Tibet Review

Chaosium’s “Secrets of” series of sourcebooks give Keepers an opportunity to expand their games outside of Lovecraft Country and into other locales around the world. Sometimes these places are closer to home, such as with Secrets of New York, and sometimes they are in exotic locations, such as in Secrets of Kenya. The newest “Secrets of” sourcebook, Secrets of Tibet, takes Keepers and players on a journey to dark and mysterious Tibet. Continue reading »

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Call of Cthulhu Survival Tips

This is not my creation, I found it on the Internet.  I have cleaned it a bit for grammar and punctuation and made a few other changes.  It is largely as I found it. Continue reading »

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And we have a winner

The people have spoken. Our very own EvilKitten has won the OctoberNomicon submission contest.  Her entry was the Ululatus Anima; the anthromorphism, if such a vague/blunt term could be used, of the very sound created by the demon flutists to placate the blind nuclear chaos that is Azathoth.  What the colour out of space is for artists, the Ulutatus Anima is for musicians.   We both congratulate EvilKitten, and worry for her neighbours.  What horrors does she have for us in the future? Only time will tell, especially now that she will be armed with a brand new copy of Tales of the Crescent City, generously donated by Golden Goblin Press.  Thank you all that submitted entries and all of you who voted.

Remember kids, we’re not *just* OctoberNomicon, you’re welcome to submit content to us year round.  When in doubt, feel free to email at trollboy@ well the domain name you’re currently on.  Godspeed!

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Voting.. but for real this time

Oh I love new and untested software. Ok, voting ends on the 15th as planned.
I’ve VERIFIED that you can now vote for multiple stories (even all of them).
Let’s try this again shall we?

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Time to Vote

Vote for your favorite OctoberNomicon Monster!  Winner gets a free copy of Tales of the Crescent city!
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Lost Pages: Deus Ex Machina

“I’ll take the damn pills when you can prove to me I’m wrong about the Internet. I’m not saying that computers are evil, I’m not pretending to be some tabloid TV version of a fake Amish. I’m saying that the end result of a worldwide network has such a high potential to be evil that it’s safer to assume that it is. One cell isn’t evil, but you get enough of them together and proliferating – that’s right, I can still use precise vocabulary – and it’s a cancerous growth. No, I didn’t know your brother was in hospital for chemo. I’m sorry about that. But knowledge is power and when you hook enough of it together…”
-Secure ward, Highcroft Psychiatric Hospital

“I’m requesting leave for personal reasons. I’m starting to see the possibilities in the delusions of one of my patients. You look at the faces people using tablets, laptops, smartphones – it’s like the internet is sucking their souls out. I’ll take time out on a nice beach for a week, just with a normal non-smart cellphone. Please confirm by written memo or verbally – I’m switching my desktop off.”
– Main office, Highcroft Psychiatric Hospital, 2 hours later
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