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Stairway to Kadath

To the tune of Led Zepplin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven

There’s a lady who adores all that’s hidden and old
And she’s flying o’er mountains to the Plateau.
And if she gets there she knows though it’s long dead and closed
There’s a word tells her she can get what she came for

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Livin’ la dios loco (Living for the Insane god)

To the tune of Ricky Martin’s ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca

It’s like a superstition
strange chants and rat-infested walls
I feel a premonition
that I’m gonna take a fall
he gives me new sensations
strange flutes beyond the night
he’s like a new addiction
I shake every night
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The Innsmouth People

With apologies to Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People

I’m not like you, and you’re not like me
you’re of the land, and I’m of the sea
and in not to long you’ll all be gone,
the human race is here just to feed Dagon
The Innsmouth People, The Innsmouth People
Your first clue should’ve been at that steeple,
This odd little town so close to the sea
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Necronomicon in the news

The Necronomicon was in the news recently, it appears some looney’s thought it was a real book again and were doing the whole sacrifice to satan thing again.  The funny thing is that kills me, is that so many people believe its real.  It almost reminds me of a virus hoax e-mail.

The actual article
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-01-Fri-2001/news/16224243.html
The Dan Clore Necronomicon
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/9879/necpage.htm
The HP Lovecraft Assiociation’s Page
http://www.hplovecraft.com/creation/necron/
The Necronomicon Files
http://necronomiconfiles.tripod.com/
Simon’s Necronomicon part 1
http://nuit.thestargoddess.net/Necronpart1.htm
Simon’s Necronomicon part 2
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Please allow me to introduce myself..

Due mainly to a blatant oversight by myself, I feel it necessary to explain this site.  I have come to the conclusion that many people don’t understand what the Shoggoth Network is really all about, so here we go.

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I’m a Big Fat Idiot

As some of you may have noticed, Shoggoth.net was down from around 3pm yesterday to around 10am this morning. Wanna know why? Because my big fat clumbsy fingers wiped the entire database. All of it. And of course i had no backup handy. So I had to wait till the next morning till have the database restored from tape backup. Submissions and comments made May 2,3,4 may have been lost. Please re-submit if you entered an article during that time FYI: Backups are performed nightly now automatically and stored on 3 different servers, paranoid? Me? You better believe it bub.

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Welcome UserFriendly

Shoggoth.net was mentioned today on Userfriendly.org! So if our web server doesn’t explode we should be serving alot more pages today to a much bigger audience. We look forward to corru.. I mean introducing a whole new audience.

Thanks again WebDiva

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too much free time

I usually do no post submissions this short but sweet god man.. its blasphemous:

A painstakingly accurate recreation of the epic battle between Cthulhu and his arch-nemesis. Or something…

http://cthulhu.slimyhorror.com/

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Lovecraft Featured on Horror Online

Horror find, http://www.horroronline.com, is running an article on the old gent himself, Howard Phillips Lovecraft. You can view this article at:

http://www.horroronline.com/db/L/lovecraft_biography/index.html

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Quasi-Planned Outage

Shoggoth.net and shoggoth.org will be going down tonight due to irregularities on our main web server. The Database powering this site will be backed up immediatly after this post and will be the data used to restore Shoggoth.net in case of database corruption. If you are posting a story, news item, gaming module etc, please mail it to [email protected] so that we can ensure that your submission is not lost. Continue reading »

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