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Chaosium Product Updates!!

By trollboy Published September 25, 2001

** RUMORS & NEWS **

The 20th Anniversary Edition is (still) coming!

Our greatly anticipated 20th Anniversary Edition of Call of Cthulhu (Cha 2399
$79.95)has taken much longer to print & bind than we were led to believe.
Despite all the delays, we expect to ship this book the first week of October.
As soon as we receive them, we’ll start shipping them out to everyone who has
placed orders. Go reserve a copy at your local game shop this weekend! For more
info check out: http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/rpg/2399.shtml Continue reading »

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RED CROSS Auction

By trollboy Published September 18, 2001

I just received this in my inbox. I will speak for her from experience that she does some
GREAT mythos work as well as the listed.  That said;

 greetings folks,just want to take a short moment of

your time to post this reguarding the NY/pentagon
disaster.being this is a very tragic incident.i have
decided to contribute to the red cross by doing a
charity custom commission auction.this is an anything
goes for art auction.from fantasy,to horror,to
anime,whatever you would like,i will draw it!(except
pornographic and copyrighted material) please if you
can pass this on:
http://furrybid.transform.to/cgi-bin/auction.pl?commission_genfur&1001564521

Thankyou!

Sincerely
~ Nikki Morris

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Shoggoth.net start page changed.

By trollboy Published September 12, 2001

In a show of mourning for the victims and families of the recent terrorist attacks against the US, The Shoggoth Network has replaced thier main page with one of mourning. In it you will find an article originally posted in 1973 by Canadian radio broadcaster Gordon Sinclair. You can read the full story on it HERE. In the meantime, we extend our condolences and best wishes to everyone.

Thank you,
Matt ‘TrollBoy’ Wiseman
Webmaster; The Shoggoth Network

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Join us

By trollboy Published August 19, 2001

We’re at it again.. God help us all. Shoggoth.net is currently looking for *gasp* more editors. Here’s the scoop:
Filks: Someone to help collect and write those ZANY Cthulhu songs
Humor: Can you write Mythos comedy? Or can you get a lot of it?
Interviews: Nag all of your favorite Mythos stars now!
Filks: Someone to help collect and write those ZANY Cthulhu songs.
Reviews: Write reviews on your favorite Mythos products!!
Think you’re up to par?  Looking forward to random ICQ msg’s from a 7′
300lb bald man?  Then mail us at [email protected].

What do YOU get out of this?  Well, first I must say, you get your own @shoggoth.net
e-mail address, access to my personal collection of nude pictures of J. Edgar
Hoover and the infamy of being “one of those bastards from shoggoth.net“.
I also must add, “ask not what your cult can do for you, but ask what you
can do for your cult” .. or is that ask what your cult is going to do TO
you..

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Call of Cthulhu (d20) available for pre-release!

By trollboy Published August 13, 2001

This just in, the famous (or infamous) Call of Cthulhu (D20)
rulebook is now available for pre-order from Amazon.com.  Typically, Shoggoth.net boycotts
this vender due to thier unscrupulous patenting policies, but as
they are currently the only ones offering it and this is a major release, we’re telling you about it
here.  The new book is available on pre-order and is set to come out March 2002.  Credited with its creation are Monte
Cook and John Tynes.  Continue reading »

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New Editor!

By trollboy Published June 14, 2001

Shoggoth.net is pleased to announce the addition of Chris Loveless to our staff! Chris will be handling content acquisition and midnight beer-runs 😉 Welcome aboard Chris!

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Cthuliod with Butterfly wings

By trollboy Published June 11, 2001

To the tune of Smashing Pumpkins’ ‘Bullet With Butterfly Wings‘

The world is a shoggoth, born to pain
Secret destroyers, hold up your flames
And what do i get, for my pain
Fractured sanity, and a piece of the game
Even though i know-i suppose i’ll show
All the angles flow, and eyes that glow
Continue reading »

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Stairway to Kadath

By trollboy Published June 11, 2001

To the tune of Led Zepplin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven‘

There’s a lady who adores all that’s hidden and old
And she’s flying o’er mountains to the Plateau.
And if she gets there she knows though it’s long dead and closed
There’s a word tells her she can get what she came for

Continue reading »

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Livin’ la dios loco (Living for the Insane god)

By trollboy Published June 9, 2001

To the tune of Ricky Martin’s ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca‘

It’s like a superstition
strange chants and rat-infested walls
I feel a premonition
that I’m gonna take a fall
he gives me new sensations
strange flutes beyond the night
he’s like a new addiction
I shake every night
Continue reading »

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The Innsmouth People

By trollboy Published June 9, 2001

With apologies to Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People”

I’m not like you, and you’re not like me
you’re of the land, and I’m of the sea
and in not to long you’ll all be gone,
the human race is here just to feed Dagon
The Innsmouth People, The Innsmouth People
Your first clue should’ve been at that steeple,
This odd little town so close to the sea
come tonight you won’t believe what you see. Continue reading »

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