R’Lyehan Pie

To the tune of Don McLean’s ‘American Pie

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could make those shoggoths dance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while
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Livin’ la dios loco (Living for the Insane god)

To the tune of Ricky Martin’s ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca

It’s like a superstition
strange chants and rat-infested walls
I feel a premonition
that I’m gonna take a fall
he gives me new sensations
strange flutes beyond the night
he’s like a new addiction
I shake every night
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The Innsmouth People

With apologies to Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People

I’m not like you, and you’re not like me
you’re of the land, and I’m of the sea
and in not to long you’ll all be gone,
the human race is here just to feed Dagon
The Innsmouth People, The Innsmouth People
Your first clue should’ve been at that steeple,
This odd little town so close to the sea
come tonight you won’t believe what you see. Continue reading »

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Necronomicon in the news

The Necronomicon was in the news recently, it appears some looney’s thought it was a real book again and were doing the whole sacrifice to satan thing again.  The funny thing is that kills me, is that so many people believe its real.  It almost reminds me of a virus hoax e-mail.

The actual article
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-01-Fri-2001/news/16224243.html
The Dan Clore Necronomicon
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/9879/necpage.htm
The HP Lovecraft Assiociation’s Page
http://www.hplovecraft.com/creation/necron/
The Necronomicon Files
http://necronomiconfiles.tripod.com/
Simon’s Necronomicon part 1
http://nuit.thestargoddess.net/Necronpart1.htm
Simon’s Necronomicon part 2
http://nuit.thestargoddess.net/Necronpart2.htm Continue reading »

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The Seer

The place is a zoo, I thought, a little disturbed, as more and more people packed themselves into Casey’s Irish Pub. A Karaoke DJ was going full swing in the corner, and what seemed like hundreds of milling bodies pushed and gyrated on the dance floor. Beer flowed endlessly from the taps as several pretty young waitresses rushed beverage after beverage to their customers. Continue reading »

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Mary

She is at it again, I realized, as I slowly stirred awake in my bed. The glowing dial on the bedside clock read 1:40 AM, and the steady tapping in the walls was growing louder as Mary felt her way through the walls of my old farmhouse. I sighed, flipped the covers off of me, and swung my legs over the edge of the bed.  My stun gun sat on the dresser. I took it with me as I left my bedroom and headed for the cellar stairs. Continue reading »

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The Knick-Knack Queen

Her online screenname was “KnickKnackQueen”, and he shocked himself when he asked her to meet him; normally he only began to pursue his prey after talking in the chat rooms for a few weeks. This time, it took only a few hours for him to realize that the inevitable ending was likely to happen. He had to have her, and soon. And so when the knick-knack queen said maybe, she would think about it over night and let him know in the morning, he knew he had her. She gave him her phone number, and he gave her his. A real number, it would ring, but not anywhere around here. And no one was likely to answer a payphone in the middle of a rundown shopping center with only an IGA that was almost out of business on a Sunday morning. Continue reading »

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Please allow me to introduce myself..

Due mainly to a blatant oversight by myself, I feel it necessary to explain this site.  I have come to the conclusion that many people don’t understand what the Shoggoth Network is really all about, so here we go.

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The Garden’s Yield

“Bill, what is this?” asked Susan, kneeling in the damp freshly-watered soil between a row of string beans and another of tomatoes. I didn’t answer her at first, concentrating on carefully pulling out a clump of weeds, taking are not to disrupt the stalk of one of my tomato vines. The moist dirt reluctantly gave up the clump of prickly weeds, the roots dangling wetly beneath my gloved fist. Continue reading »

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I’m a Big Fat Idiot

As some of you may have noticed, Shoggoth.net was down from around 3pm yesterday to around 10am this morning. Wanna know why? Because my big fat clumbsy fingers wiped the entire database. All of it. And of course i had no backup handy. So I had to wait till the next morning till have the database restored from tape backup. Submissions and comments made May 2,3,4 may have been lost. Please re-submit if you entered an article during that time FYI: Backups are performed nightly now automatically and stored on 3 different servers, paranoid? Me? You better believe it bub.

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