The Alchemist

High up, crowning the grassy summit of a swelling mount whose sides are wooded near the base with the gnarled trees of the primeval forest stands the old chateau of my ancestors. For centuries its lofty battlements have frowned down upon the wild and rugged countryside about, serving as a home and stronghold for the proud house whose honored line is older even than the moss-grown castle walls. These ancient turrets, stained by the storms of generations and crumbling under the slow yet mighty pressure of time, formed in the ages of feudalism one of the most dreaded and formidable fortresses in all France. From its machicolated parapets and mounted battlements Barons, Counts, and even Kings had been defied, yet never had its spacious halls resounded to the footsteps of the invader.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy American Thanksgiving to all of our faithful readers. And if you think there’s nothing stygian or blasphemous about Thanksgiving, you’ve OBVIOUSLY never seen me eat turkey.. I think my mom lost a finger.

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Half Barney and Half Human Half Shoggoth

After the S&D of 01/16/01 Dr. Bustoffson’s remains were brought back to HQ. There was a lot of discussion about if and how he should be revived, and it was decided that the Essential Salts Ritual (with a few improvements) was the best bet.

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Stuart Gordons Dagon released its trailor

Stuart Gordon’s new movie Dagon has its trailer out.. it looks very cool.  Chocked full of DeepOnes, a EOD (The Esoteric Order of Dagon) high priestess and even a naked fanged mermaid.  As such as there are exposed breasts in this trailer (and rather nice ones at that), CHILDREN ARE STRONGLY CAUTIONED!!

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New Dream Lands book!

Chaosium recently unveiled a new Dreamlands book, chocked full of Leng Spidery goodness!!  It looks REALLY cool and you
should check it out immediatly!!

http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/rpg/2394.shtml
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Chaosium News & Rumors

Happy Halloween!


We hope you each have one swell Halloween. May the Great Pumpkin rise from the pumpkin patch and bring you plenty of swag. I know
I’ll be out all night waiting for him to make an appearance here in Silverton.

20th Anniversary Edition Nearly Sold Out.


Our greatly anticipated 20th Anniversary Edition of Call of Cthulhu (Cha 2399 $79.95)  has been selling quicker than 25 cent
kittens at a Zoog Family reunion. We still have a few of the books set aside for web sales, but the books are very nearly gone. 
For more info check out: http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/rpg/2399.shtml
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Do I hear one-fourty-three?

   “I have a bid of one hundred forty two dollars…further bids? One hundred-forty-two-dollars going once…twice…Sold! for one-hundred-forty-two dollars to number thirty-nine. Thank you Sir. Our next item….”

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The Mindless Propoganda Machine!

Update Oct 12, 2014 , the phpads system is long dead, however we are using Ads by Google now.

Shoggoth.net is currently looking into generating revenue in order to offer to pay authors to write stories.  Nothing is carved in stone yet and it will probably be a month or two before we begin paying just so we can get some cash in the bank so to speak and we can all get acclimated to this new system (*shudder* accounting *shudder*).   Continue reading »

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Cthulhuilicious

With apologies to Destiny’s Child’s  “Bootylicious

Johanson, can you handle this
Pickman, can you handle this
Al Hazred, can you handle this
I don’t think they can handle this
Woah
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Tynes and Cook talk about d20 Call of Cthulhu

Nearly a year ago, Wizards of the Coast announced its plans to publish a d20 version of Call of Cthulhu, the cult classic game of eldritch horror put out by Chaosium, with game designers John Tynes and Monte Cook behind the wheel. With the release of the game scheduled for early next year, Shoggoth.net decided to hit the designers up for an interview. Continue reading »

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