Archive for Humor

With apologies to Destiny’s Child’s  “Bootylicious”

Johanson, can you handle this
Pickman, can you handle this
Al Hazred, can you handle this
I don’t think they can handle this
Woah
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To the tune of Smashing Pumpkins’ ‘Bullet With Butterfly Wings‘

The world is a shoggoth, born to pain
Secret destroyers, hold up your flames
And what do i get, for my pain
Fractured sanity, and a piece of the game
Even though i know-i suppose i’ll show
All the angles flow, and eyes that glow
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To the tune of Led Zepplin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven‘

There’s a lady who adores all that’s hidden and old
And she’s flying o’er mountains to the Plateau.
And if she gets there she knows though it’s long dead and closed
There’s a word tells her she can get what she came for

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To the tune of Don McLean’s ‘American Pie‘

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could make those shoggoths dance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while
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To the tune of Ricky Martin’s ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca‘

It’s like a superstition
strange chants and rat-infested walls
I feel a premonition
that I’m gonna take a fall
he gives me new sensations
strange flutes beyond the night
he’s like a new addiction
I shake every night
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With apologies to Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People”

I’m not like you, and you’re not like me
you’re of the land, and I’m of the sea
and in not to long you’ll all be gone,
the human race is here just to feed Dagon
The Innsmouth People, The Innsmouth People
Your first clue should’ve been at that steeple,
This odd little town so close to the sea
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