
When you tend a bar, you soon learn that the later it gets, the weirder it gets, and I have had my share of weirdoes. There was that vampire romance writer a few years back – a writer of vampire romances, not a romance writer who was a vampire – and then the guy who claimed he was a special ops agent fighting monsters, and of course, the old lady who drank absinthe and crocheted quotes from Nietzsche onto throw pillows. Then there was this guy, our latest creeper, just before we got shut down. He sat at the dark end of the bar, by himself. He was tall and thin, with exaggerated features, what people used to call gaunt – a real Ichabod Crane type, but with this weird pot belly. He was a quiet sort, nursing his third scotch as we approached the last call. He hadn’t said anything about himself, didn’t really have to, the faded, crude tattoo of digits on his arm spoke volumes. I had been in the business, and in this town long enough to know when to talk to people and when to leave them alone. They all come around to talking, eventually. It’s like a church confessional, with booze, and without the guilt.
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